It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.
dear the old me,
I miss you, you used to be so happy, excited about life and you used to always have a smile on your face. What happened? I’m still figuring out what the fuck went wrong and what made you this unhappy, now you’re never pleased, rarely smiling and just negative. Remember when you used to smile always no matter what. I really hope one day you’ll come back. I really want you back.
She read my mind.
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
